The Ferret, aka The Swashbuckler of the 6th, has signed a new sponsor's contract for the 2008 Pan Jack Tour Season!!!! The new sponsor is BORN FREE, a manufacturer of natural baby products headquartered in Boca Raton Florida. newbornfree.com.
An unidentified player was asked to comment and said, "This is terrific news for the Ferret and the tour! The Ferret playing with a new sponsor will be able to return to his tasteful cutting edge attire this year. Last year, the Ferret had to wear older worn out shirts and slacks which forced the fans to focus on his game instead of his outfits causing a great malaise within the galleries. This year the fans can look forward to the Ferret returning to his rightful place as the Peacock of the Tour."
Born Free primarily manufactures drinking cups and bottles but the Ferret said that he would be previewing a new line of sanitary wipes that he will employ to clean himself off after teeing up on number 6.
The Sloth was quoted as saying he was excited for the Ferret and was particulary interested in seeing if the cutting edge baby bottles will hold up to a fine single malt for 18 holes.
1 comment:
Nice work Jackal. Any time you can call a man a peacock it's a great day.
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