Gentlemen,
Opening day at the Fox is April 26th. Our tee time is 8:12 AM.
The event is the throw out tourney where players throw out their three worst holes when totaling their scores. It will be played from Front to Back. The betting line is even that the Ferret tosses out his scores on #6, #7 and #16.
This will be the debut of the Sloth and tournament sponsors are expecting record crowds and have arranged off-site parking and shuttle buses to the course to alleviate traffic congestion.
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You forgot to mention the prize for the kid who can catch the Ferret's 1st out of bounds tee ball on #6. I believe if you can catch the ball before it hits a house, the homeowners will give you keys to a new Lexus.
I will do my part to make sure the Panda arrives at this event with little or no sleep and the essence of fine whiskey about his fur.
Pandress
I'm just catching up on the PanJack news after a week in the sun, working tirelessly on heart-rate lowering exercises in preparation for my debut season on the tour. By mid-week, I had it down to 4 beats per minute. This fete was aided by the special blood thiners brought to me by my manservant Bartolo. I never met The Turtle, so I have little reaction to his departure. I am impressed by The Pandress' syllabic elan - "the essence of fine whiskey about his fur" left me speachless and strangely aroused.
Sloth, we will make arrangements this year for you to ride with the Panda in his cart for a round. It will be arranged during a paricularly early tee time around late July or better during the humidity and heat of August in order to capture the full aromatic essence of the Panda after a night of boozing.
I appreciate it when the rookies want to learn from The Great Panda. I do like to make sure every fan gets the full experience. Do you have a preference of booze you would like to have on my fur in the morning? I can do do just about any flavor. Just let me know and I will start a slow aged smell now so by July or August it should be all primed up for you.
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