Look for a couple of surprises in The Sloth's bag. The old Ping putter has been lenthened 1.5 inches - radical. More importantly, some new MacGreggor woods have found their way into the bag including a 3 hybrid.
With no tour players of note and ownership by all time choker Greg Norman, the brand seemed a perfect fit for The Sloth. Not to mention the super close out at Golf Smith where the clubs were selling for less than the price of replacing their Fujukua Speeder shafts.
One other item of note. The Sloth was at the barber for a fur trim yesterday and for some strange reason the TV was tuned to Animal Planet - don't ask. As the final touches were being put on the beautiful mane a special broadcast began on the Two Toed Sloth. Honest to God. What a magnificent beast it is. Hansome, elegant, regal in it's bearing. Could it be a sign that this will be The Year of The Sloth? Time will tell.
3 comments:
Macgreggor will be proud to add the Sloth to its stable of tour players such as JOSE MARIA ILOSTMYBALL.....
PS: if there is a mispell it is due to the Patron on the rocks as the night cap of choice while on a road trip....
Sloth-I'm glad that you could:
A) Talk about yourself for so long. Never in the HISTORY of the PanJack Chronicle has someone written so much about themselves.
B) Give yourself props for buying "has been" equipment and on sale none the less....good luck with that...Norman (isn't he on social security?)
C) Saying that you watched an animal show on yourself. wow. I mean wow. not impressed.
Animals of the tour, I think this won't be the year of the Sloth, it will be the year the Sloth's ego becomes smaller than a B52.
Oh by the way, Captain misspell, two comments on the misspelling? Really? People from Wayzata can let things go. Put down the 10th night cap and cake you are clearly eating.
E-every
D-day
I-I
N-need
A-attention
Says it all right ther. =)
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