Ferret goes gunning for Panda!!! The Weasel has called out the the Fur Ball of Fun this Saturday.

Tuesday May 27Th

F. Joel Goldstrand- Golf Digest

Fox Hollow management is reporting a sold out crowd for this Saturday's event due to unprecedented bravado by the Ferret not seen on tour since Rory Sabatinis comment last year that Tiger is very beatable.

The Ferret, buoyed by recent scores in the 90's, has been baring his claws and pointy little teeth to the press corps this week, implying some major ass whooping this year to the seasoned duo of the Panda and Jackal. Most of his vitrol has been pointed directly at the newly chisled Panda however and it even has his partner concerned.

"Good God, what the hell has come over him?" shrieked the Sloth. "When you get the big bear down, shut up and keep whooping his ass while you can. Don't taunt him while your doing it." "I am still trying to figure out my ball positon and where I should point my toes when hitting wedges and this guy issuing challenges to "Player of the Year the last two years... I know we will have our hands full now!!

I spoke to the wiley old veteran Jackal today and he said: "This is going to be fun this weekend!" When asked how he will handle the tension on the course this weekend he said; " I plan on making Hogan sound like Lee Trevino chattering on the course. I am old and get confused easily so this has me in a bit of kerfuffel. If it gets too intense, I will see if the Sloth will give me a little nip from his flask during the round."

Fan's, it's going to be a war this weekend so get there early to stake out your favorite holes. Keep in mind that extra bleachers have been erected on #6 as this hole has rivaled the circus atmosphere of the par three at the Greater Phoenix Open held each spring.