Sheriff Billy Bob; "The little guy tried to escape after we read him his rights. We caught up to him about 5 yards from his car. He really looks fast, but isn't."
The Sloth's agent is not returning our calls at this time. We will continue to report in on this developing story.
1 comment:
This report is clearly fallacious. While The Sloth does have a certain affinity for grain alcohol and all things fermented, he would not be caught dead imbibing in WRIGHT COUNTY. Also, the notion of some sort of run from the law is also ridiculous. The only thing that would happen quickly following an encounter with the gendarmes would be a call to an attorney to straighten out the misunderstanding. Furthermore, it is clear upon closer examination of the photo that the road kill pictured is from the ill-fated 3-toed ethnic branch of the family. Unfortunately, this end of the gene pool has a chromosomal predisposition to wonton behavior and is well known for their inability to hold their liquor.
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