Monday June 9, 2008
By F. Joel Goldstrand-Golf Digest
Photo by Steven Voyeur
Adding credence to the concern of the Tour Board about his recent behavior following the Ferret Challenge (see photo of Sloth fleeing Police) the Two Toed Wonder was spotted this weekend at a youth baseball tournament in the southern suburbs of the Twin Cities. Alarmed at his lurking, a mother of one of the players called the police who dispatched the Metro Pedophile task force to the scene. Sergeant Frank Grabathigh told the press: "When we got there he was gone, blended in with the crowed but we got a good picture of him fromt he security camera located behind home plate." "We are not sure what his intentions were and we are not claiming any untoward behavior directed at or to the little urchins but we do want to talk to him." The police have asked that anyone with any knowledge of the whereabout of the Two Toed Sloth to call their emergency hotline at 1-800-PPN-THOM.
Tour spokesman Phatty Sodbuster said: "We want to get this guy some help. He is a very popular player and one the tour is counting on for years to come as gallery draw. We just don't want him to go the way of Long John Daly. His talent is to good to waste."
2 comments:
As a tour player I would like to say that I am very dissappointed with the Sloth. I know that he has talked a lot about youth sports but I never thought it had come to this. Sloth I hope you turn yourself in and speak to the press some day soon. Myself and all the readers would love to hear your side of the story.
The Sloth lives! Look for a posting soon. From the rash of postings today, he apparently has more to do than the rest of the tour combined.
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