The Fox Hollow Golf Course in St. Michael has announced it will be closed for one week following the the PanJack Tour's Ferret Challenge Match. Course Mangler, Doug Dieter, said that the greens keeper will be repairing some unusually large divots caused near most of the greens following the Saturday match. "We have had to call in Goldstrand himself to manage the repairs as we want to maintain the original design as much as possible." said Dieter. "We are not sure who caused this but we have found some unusual two towed foot prints near the damaged sights. " Dieter assured everyone that the course will open next Monday on time.
Repair crew fixing a divot on the Gold Nine.
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In a statement released today, The Sloth said "I do regret any inconvenience my 'golf' has caused other players who hope to use the course. I fully expected my vomit to cause more problems to the grass in and around the green complexes rather than the mis-shapen divots themselves. I do understand the course owner's need to regrade and remove the evidence. I understand it can be very disconcerting for the casual golfer to encounter such horrific sights when simply engaged in a recreational round." No details have been released regarding potential reparations.
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