Sunday, June 1, 2008

Pandress, A Woman of her Word (for a price)

Per the Pandress/Chronicle agreement, see below (smoking bamboo=rapid weightloss). Please send payment to offshore account #123456789.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, I do have a drug problem. However, it is serving me well as you can see by my weight loss. Have a great week. I will see you on the course.

Jackal said...

Anonymous, I do not know who you are but you are most definately NOT the Panda!!! First of all your comment is far to nice and in addition you obviously paid attention in English class to punctuation and spelling.

Jackal said...

Pandress, thank you for the photo. I will not deposit money into your account as I will not take the chance of it being traced by Homeland Security. I will however work out a meeting place to transfer the money. Come alone.

The Great Panda said...

You people in the press are going to hear from my legal team for this. You obviously did not check your facts. If you would have looked at the picture more than ONCE you can clearly see that is not me. That is my uncle Larry with his "partner" Carl. I comb my fur to the left while uncle Larry doesn't comb his hair. Take this down immediately you bastards!