Late edition
By F. Joel Goldstrand - Golf Digest
Photo Editing - Robert McSnappy - Golf World Magazine
A hastily planned press conference was called by the PanJack Tour Board this evening upon receiving disturbing pictures of one of their rising yound stars on tour. The Tour's spokesperson Amy Quitlooken, said the pictures were sent from photographers accross various parts of the country as well as some from foreign lands. "We have been very concerned with the psychy of the Sloth since the Ferret Challenge. He has gone virtually underground. We have even received calls from his family asking if we can help locate him."
Locating him is not the problem. As you can see by the photos below, he has come out of hiding. Getting him home under the warm bossom of his family and the support of the tour is the main objective now. A caution to those fans who wish to help: "If you see the Sloth, talk gently to him and promise to buy him a rare single malt. said Quitlooken. "We believe this is the safest way to get the poor guy to come in from the cold."
Following are the Paparazzi shots fit to print. You be the judge.
Sloth on the beach in Miami with physical therapist.
Sloth partying at Little Rock Hooters.
Sloth playing 18 with his new buddy in Little Rock.
Sloth at the Kitty Kat Klub in Little Rock. Waiting for his buddy John to come back from the back room.
Sloth in Carnival Parade in Rio.
1 comment:
someone has a new trick and has learned to cut and paste.
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