Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Ferret Goes Shopping to get Ready for Sunday!!!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

By F. Joel Goldstrand - Golf Digest

The Ferret is going shopping this week to get ready for Sunday, where he is scheduled to appear at Fox Hollow for Dave Odell's Sunday Skins Game with the Jackal. Mr. Odell's Sunday skins is a make up of 2 to 4 foursomes playing a giant skins competition.

The Ferret has been invited and will be playing in the event for the first time along with the Wiley Old Jackal. The group that gathers on Sundays is made of up single digit handicappers that include a 1.2 some 3's a 4, 5 etc.

Upon hearing the news of the strength of the field the Ferret said "I am so excited I can't wait. I am going out tonight or tomorrow with my wife to shop for big boy pants. I am so thrilled to be able to play without suspenders and tee it up with pants that require a belt! My wife said she is taking me to J.C. Penny's and I can't wait!!!!!"

We will keep you fan's posted following the Sunday Shootout!!!

1 comment:

The Great Panda said...

forget the big boy pants. The fans want to hear about the Sloth!!!
F.J. this was not your best piece. I suggest sticking to the brown booze versus the clear stuff.