Dear Readers:
We wish to humbly apologize to faithful readers of the Chronicle for the recent post by a writer masquerading as the Panda. We at the Chronicle realize that you loyal followers look to the Chronicle for entertainment and escape from the daily grind and we strive to keep our content related to news from the tour and related subjects. Our charter states that we do not engage in political or social discourse and the recent posting referring to a politically biased publication is a direct affront to our primary mission.
It has been discovered that a writer going by the name of Rushhannity OReilly was able to gain access to the Panda's pass word and hacked into our system. We have contracted with Accenture to fix the technical problem and are assured by them that this breach of security will not happen again.
Again dear readers, our sincerest apologies and you can rest assured that we will continue to bring you the very best writing and reporting from the tour in the future.
As a post script, it was learned that authorities have arrested Mr. Rushhannity OReilly and have charged him with three felony counts of; Failure to come up with new solutions, Recycling of tired and discredited platforms and Clinging to the failed Rovearian mantra of divide and conquer.
All the best to you this coming golf season,
The Editorial Staff of the Chronical.
2 comments:
Dear Editor:
Thank you for your response to The Angry Conservative...it was spot on. I completely agree that the Chronicle is not the place for ones personal, political or religious agenda. As long as it maintains its original purpose as an entertainment vehicle, I will continue my subscription.
A Loyal Reader
Wow, I mean wow. The liberals own 99% of the media and when a conservative speaks it is blasphemy. I now know what Martin Luther felt like.
And good day to you sir!
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